Vintage is in vogue!
November 3, 2009
Perhaps the fates may grant my wish,
And serve it to me on a dish.
In hope, go I, in my best frocks,
To step out with a silver fox!
I’ve got you under my skin!
October 22, 2009
While browsing at the Vintage Fair,
Saw lonely Fred with snow white hair,
Twas the beginning and not the end,
When I brought home my foxy friend!
Playing Dead!
October 21, 2009
You are the one whom I did pick,
My furry foxy Frederick.
And while you take away my breath
Your little face looks scared to death!
Ode to Frederick!
October 20, 2009
At the Vintage Fair I found
A fox who liked to hang around.
I brought him home, and named him Fred,
So now he is no longer dead!
Odd Balls!
October 18, 2009
Dahling life can be a bitch,
When judged from a football pitch.
How to tell the rise and fall,
Eleven men, but just one ball!
Get High!
October 15, 2009
Keep moving up and never stop,
On your way to reach the top.
It may be closer than it seems
On the climb to chase your dreams!
Dorothy Darker will be appearing at the Vintage Ball on Saturday 17 October at the Ballsbridge Court Hotel
What a cheek!
October 8, 2009
One may think I have a plan,
To be as witty as I can.
But really I am just too weak
To take my tongue out of my cheek!
Twisted Sista!
October 1, 2009
I downed the gin and drank the wine,
And poured myself a super time.
I thank the booze, and praise the Lord,
I’m checking in with Betty Ford!
What’s another year!
September 24, 2009
Another year has come and gone,
And still my weary heart bears on.
I raise my glass and make a toast
For love that haunts me like a ghost!
Hanging on to what we love!
September 18, 2009
The day has come to say, “I do”.
A day, the both of us shall rue.
And dahling, you will feel the pain,
Hanging from your balls and chain!
