Snappy Valentine’s Day!
February 13, 2009
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I never saw love that I deemed to be true.
The flowers smell awful, the cards look like trash,
But Hallmark ’s still making a bouquet of cash!
Economically yours!
February 12, 2009
Roses are red, the economy ’s blue,
Bob the Builder has nothing to do.
But I’ll spend to the end, and so I must gloat
While my shopping spree keeps the country afloat!
Me, Myself and I!
February 4, 2009
Oh Dahlings, life ’s fatiguing me,
With multiple personalities.
And so, for now, I’m on the shelves,
Conversing with my other selves!
Big Smother!
January 30, 2009
The rise of reality tv
Promotes the mock celebrity.
But Dahlings, I do so despise
Those fools with silly tv lives!
Weight Watching!
January 29, 2009
Pleasure is a piece of cake,
A lifetime on the hips mistake.
Such calories I contemplate,
But damn well have to watch and wait!
Politically Incorrect!
January 28, 2009
Fine Gael, they make me wail,
Labour slower than a snail.
The Greens, not keen, but Fianna Fail -
A hoard of halfwits in the Dail!
Pen Pal!
January 27, 2009
One blank page, and empty purse,
A head that dreads the writer’s curse.
But balancing thoughts on bitter brink,
My pen is filled with writer’s ink!
PS Off!
January 26, 2009
Go hang yourself where rainbow’s end,
Before you drive me round the bend.
It’s easy to get publication,
When Daddy has screwed up the nation!
Believe it or not!
January 24, 2009
To all of you who have a plan,
To seek and find the ‘perfect’ man.
Cast out your net, you’ll have your day,
But don’t believe a word I say!
Wooden Heart!
January 23, 2009
In my past I often stood,
On scaffolds built with bitter wood.
Cynical splinters from planks pedantic,
Concealing I’m an old romantic!
