Endless love!

To give my heart, I must protest,
I need to take a well-earned rest.
And though I’ve had enough of men,
It’s time to fall in love again!

Outta Tune!

Same old tragic bitter song,
I dedicate, to Mr Wrong.
The verse is short, the end words rhyme,
Another bloody waste of time!

Til death us do part

Oh my bloody Valentine,
Upon your heart I wish to dine,
To knife your life, to spread your head
Or sprinkle arsenic on your bread!

Once upon a slime…

In fairytales Darwinian,
A prince was once amphibian.
Hence so in life the endless slog
Of kissing toads to find a frog!

The end of the beginning

I dare not trust these feelings new
Now that I’m overwhelmed by you.
Instead I think I’ll sit and frown,
And wait for love to let me down.

Re-evolutionary Tactics

To ensure he couldn’t loose,
God roared out, “Let there be booze”,
To see the human race proceed,
For drinking lets the ugly breed!

Fact of Life no 1

Blonde, brunette, dark or red,
They only want you in their bed.
Tis a pity and a shame
That men are all the bloody same!