Plan B is for Booze!
November 29, 2008
Birthdays sometimes make one haughty,
But this one leaves one feeling naughty.
For one knows one cannot loose
Floating in a haze of booze!
Objection Sustained!
November 28, 2008
Once I told, and he had kissed,
The evidence said “case dismissed”.
The judge was a terrific sport,
And threw that cad’s plea out of court!
It’s been a long week!
November 27, 2008
I’d love to think of something witty,
To put into this little ditty.
But it’s not easy being funny,
When you’re not a morning bunny!
Mother nature falls
November 26, 2008
Erase the stormy waves from sea?
Cut down the wrinkled knotted tree?
But when the ides of youth are shed
One may pump poison in one’s head!
Tuesday Blues
November 25, 2008
Monday now has come and gone,
But my alarm goes on and on.
The life I think i’d rather choose.
Would hit that knob once more to snooze!
Show me heaven!
November 24, 2008
My dear boy, you silly sod,
You do not have to be a god.
But if, my heart, you must possess,
Make me feel like a goddess!
It Snot Fair
November 22, 2008
My nostrils sing, my ears are sore,
To blow my nose is such a chore.
My body aches, my limbs feel old.
The dawning of my winter cold!
Sole Trader
November 21, 2008
A tingle tight, I touch and feel
Leather mounted on a heel.
Slip of plastic makes me moan,
Another pair I’m taking home!
Retail Scarepy
November 20, 2008
Financial gloom is deeply felt,
It’s time to tighten bust and belt.
But even though I trust and try,
I still must shop until I die!
Where there’s a will…
November 19, 2008
The slump has hit, I’ve had enough,
Time to get a bit of rough.
Don’t let the market make you frown,
You’ll find your share is going down!
