xxx-pyred!
January 15, 2009
Bought with hope and face of red,
A pack of dreams beside the bed.
This glove for love, too late to mate,
Now just a condom out-of-date!
The Tit and the Pendulum!
January 14, 2009
Although I have a wicked rack,
The boys, they never call me back.
My love life really is a scream,
Of crush the hope, forget the dream!
Sole Trader
November 21, 2008
A tingle tight, I touch and feel
Leather mounted on a heel.
Slip of plastic makes me moan,
Another pair I’m taking home!
Where there’s a will…
November 19, 2008
The slump has hit, I’ve had enough,
Time to get a bit of rough.
Don’t let the market make you frown,
You’ll find your share is going down!
Between the lines
November 17, 2008
Writing poetry is no mean feat,
Like walking bare-bottomed down the street.
But be you poet, or be you hack,
Do not fall into that crack!
Lay as you earn!
November 12, 2008
Although I sometimes dress in red,
I don’t enter just any bed.
You have to be a worthy kind
To step into my filthy mind!
Bow Wow!
November 7, 2008
I loved his bark, he loved my bite,
And so we howled into the night.
In gratitude as I lay prone,
I gave, that dog, the biggest bone!
More bother than its worth!
November 1, 2008
Men may moan and groan and growl,
They grunt and whoop and snort and howl.
But climaxing at pleasures end,
Often women just pretend!
Swing Hide!
October 25, 2008
Swing me high, swing me low,
Swing me ‘oer your shoulder go.
But hold on boys, there’s something wrong,
I never put my panties on!
Snail Male
October 23, 2008
Patience is a virtuous crime,
Instilled by men who take their time.
Perhaps, though, one should sate my lust,
Before I’m old, and start to rust!
