What’s another year!

Another year has come and gone,
And still my weary heart bears on.
I raise my glass and make a toast
For love that haunts me like a ghost!

An Bored Snap!

I implement a new taxation,
A lack of lovers compensation.
For boys who fail to make a start -
A levy on your lazy heart!

Dorothy Darker will be performing in the Spiegeltent at George’s Dock on Wednesday 9th September at the Vertical Rhythm Club as part of the Absolut Fringe 2009. Doors open at 21.30m

Chintz Charming!

Take your prince, and your chintz and your white picket fence,
The thought of them all leaves me feeling quite tense.
Let them rot in the grot of suburban hell,
Cause alone, on my own, I can do bloody well!

Dorothy Darker will be performing at the Vertical Rhythm Club in the Spiegeltent on 9 September 2009 during the Absolut Fringe.

One has an axe to grind!

Sweet talking you with trusted lies,
The lust lurking behind his eyes.
Men like to pump, men like to grind,
But often only f*ck your mind!

Objection Sustained!

Once I told, and he had kissed,
The evidence said “case dismissed”.
The judge was a terrific sport,
And threw that cad’s plea out of court!

Zimmer Zam thank you m’am

Eludes me still, this romance rush,
The thrill that makes a girl’s cheeks blush.
But if, pray God, I’m still alive,
I may find love by ninety five!

A Royal Pain On His Ass

They say, “Some day my prince will come”.
I think my prince is rather dumb.
Cause while this damsel ’s in distress,
The fool forgot the right address!

Done Deal!

If, for me, you do not care,
Then, my life, I shall not share.
But if your love for me is true,
Then I may grow tired of you!

Paradoxically Perfect

When love is awe inspiring,
The cynic ’s not allowed.
But every silver lining,
Must always have a cloud!

Boast of a Ghost

We search in vain to find the one,
Who knows the way we like it done.
But lets admit, and not protest,
Imaginary men are best!