Frugal is a filthy word!
September 15, 2009
Oh damn this economic curse,
The doom and gloom inside my purse.
So dahlings I’ll show no contrition
Spending like a politician!
Crashed and spurned!
September 11, 2009
The curtain’s up, a little pause,
Then I perform to your applause.
But now its done, I must record
That I am left alone and bored!
Tonight is the night!
September 9, 2009
Forget my dears your dark depression,
This never ending rough recession.
Spend your cash don’t be a stinge
And come and see me at the Fringe!
Dorothy Darker will be appearing tonight at the Vertical Rhythm Club in the Spiegeltent at George’s Dock as part of the Absolut Fringe. Doors open at 9.30pm.
An Bored Snap!
September 7, 2009
I implement a new taxation,
A lack of lovers compensation.
For boys who fail to make a start -
A levy on your lazy heart!
Dorothy Darker will be performing in the Spiegeltent at George’s Dock on Wednesday 9th September at the Vertical Rhythm Club as part of the Absolut Fringe 2009. Doors open at 21.30m
Dead Air!
September 4, 2009
I knew a chap who made the choice
To listen only to his voice.
I said, “Oh Dahling, you should know,
You have a face for radio!
Dorothy Darker will be appearing in the Spiegeltent on Wednesday 9th September at the Vertical Rhythm Club during the Absolut Fringe.
Chintz Charming!
September 1, 2009
Take your prince, and your chintz and your white picket fence,
The thought of them all leaves me feeling quite tense.
Let them rot in the grot of suburban hell,
Cause alone, on my own, I can do bloody well!
Dorothy Darker will be performing at the Vertical Rhythm Club in the Spiegeltent on 9 September 2009 during the Absolut Fringe.
Hey presto!
August 31, 2009
I sit and think of what to write,
And pray I have not lost my bite.
In readyiness for my attack,
Beware my dears, the bitch is back!
Dorothy Darker will be appearing at the Vertical Rhythm Club at the Speigeltent on Wednesday September 9
Snappy Valentine’s Day!
February 13, 2009
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I never saw love that I deemed to be true.
The flowers smell awful, the cards look like trash,
But Hallmark ’s still making a bouquet of cash!
Economically yours!
February 12, 2009
Roses are red, the economy ’s blue,
Bob the Builder has nothing to do.
But I’ll spend to the end, and so I must gloat
While my shopping spree keeps the country afloat!
Me, Myself and I!
February 4, 2009
Oh Dahlings, life ’s fatiguing me,
With multiple personalities.
And so, for now, I’m on the shelves,
Conversing with my other selves!
