Endless love!

September 30, 2008

To give my heart, I must protest,
I need to take a well-earned rest.
And though I’ve had enough of men,
It’s time to fall in love again!


Outta Tune!

September 29, 2008

Same old tragic bitter song,
I dedicate, to Mr Wrong.
The verse is short, the end words rhyme,
Another bloody waste of time!

Til death us do part

September 28, 2008

Oh my bloody Valentine,
Upon your heart I wish to dine,
To knife your life, to spread your head
Or sprinkle arsenic on your bread!

Once upon a slime…

September 27, 2008

In fairytales Darwinian,
A prince was once amphibian.
Hence so in life the endless slog
Of kissing toads to find a frog!

The end of the beginning

September 26, 2008

I dare not trust these feelings new
Now that I’m overwhelmed by you.
Instead I think I’ll sit and frown,
And wait for love to let me down.

Re-evolutionary Tactics

September 25, 2008

To ensure he couldn’t loose,
God roared out, “Let there be booze”,
To see the human race proceed,
For drinking lets the ugly breed!

Fact of Life no 1

September 24, 2008

Blonde, brunette, dark or red,
They only want you in their bed.
Tis a pity and a shame
That men are all the bloody same!