Skeletons in ones closet

October 31, 2008

The hound may howl, ignore his cry
When you kick his arse good bye.
Bite off his wings, discard the drone,
Once you’ve finished with his bone!


The Stepford Spinster

October 30, 2008

No one has picked me for their mate,
I fear that they are now too late.
For even though I’m on the shelf,
From now on, I shall suit myself!

Love Knots

October 29, 2008

I’m wide awake, he’s fast asleep.
I’ve just brought home another creep.
I felt cold, he felt hot,
He loved himself, I loved him not!

Great balls of ire!

October 28, 2008

The tickle tackle of men may dare,
To daily make my temper flare.
As once a chap from Cork did mock,
“Yer shockin angry about the cock!”


October 27, 2008

I’m sorry but I can’t delay,
I have no time to catch bouquets.
All this talk of wedded bliss,
Makes me want to snarl and hiss!

Swing Hide!

October 25, 2008

Swing me high, swing me low,
Swing me ‘oer your shoulder go.
But hold on boys, there’s something wrong,
I never put my panties on!

Suffering Fools

October 24, 2008

He was charming, he was slick,
As for his heart – a swinging brick.
Gone with the dodo, lost in time,
A man, whose love, is genuine!

Snail Male

October 23, 2008

Patience is a virtuous crime,
Instilled by men who take their time.
Perhaps, though, one should sate my lust,
Before I’m old, and start to rust!

Chequed out!

October 22, 2008

I am not feeling all that well
I’ve just endured a day from hell.
The noose keeps tightening round my neck,
While I wait for my monthly cheque!

Male Mirage

October 21, 2008

A man beyond your wildest dreams,
Is not as wholesome as he seems.
Beware, my dear, the toxic flirt,
Whose thoughts lurk underneath your skirt!