Is that a pun in your pocket…?

October 18, 2008

On meeting me the male reaction
Is hard to hide their deep attraction.
For in their hearts men yearn to be
An ardent ‘friend of Dorothy’!

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One Response to “Is that a pun in your pocket…?”

  1. Prudence Says:

    Dear Dorothy, this is not in rhyme,
    I met a man once upon a time,
    Who looked so pale and undernourish – ed
    and said he’d not eaten since he got out of bed.
    (it was now 11pm)
    I chided him, of course I did, and told him ‘focket! – you must always keep a banana in your pocket.’
    I meant it truly and for the best, but you really don’t want to hear the rest!

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