Plan B is for Booze!

November 29, 2008

Birthdays sometimes make one haughty,
But this one leaves one feeling naughty.
For one knows one cannot loose
Floating in a haze of booze!

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Objection Sustained!

November 28, 2008

Once I told, and he had kissed,
The evidence said “case dismissed”.
The judge was a terrific sport,
And threw that cad’s plea out of court!

It’s been a long week!

November 27, 2008

I’d love to think of something witty,
To put into this little ditty.
But it’s not easy being funny,
When you’re not a morning bunny!

Mother nature falls

November 26, 2008

Erase the stormy waves from sea?
Cut down the wrinkled knotted tree?
But when the ides of youth are shed
One may pump poison in one’s head!

Tuesday Blues

November 25, 2008

Monday now has come and gone,
But my alarm goes on and on.
The life I think i’d rather choose.
Would hit that knob once more to snooze!

Show me heaven!

November 24, 2008

My dear boy, you silly sod,
You do not have to be a god.
But if, my heart, you must possess,
Make me feel like a goddess!

It Snot Fair

November 22, 2008

My nostrils sing, my ears are sore,
To blow my nose is such a chore.
My body aches, my limbs feel old.
The dawning of my winter cold!

Sole Trader

November 21, 2008

A tingle tight, I touch and feel
Leather mounted on a heel.
Slip of plastic makes me moan,
Another pair I’m taking home!

Retail Scarepy

November 20, 2008

Financial gloom is deeply felt,
It’s time to tighten bust and belt.
But even though I trust and try,
I still must shop until I die!

Where there’s a will…

November 19, 2008

The slump has hit, I’ve had enough,
Time to get a bit of rough.
Don’t let the market make you frown,
You’ll find your share is going down!