Big Smother!

January 30, 2009

The rise of reality tv
Promotes the mock celebrity.
But Dahlings, I do so despise
Those fools with silly tv lives!

Weight Watching!

January 29, 2009

Pleasure is a piece of cake,
A lifetime on the hips mistake.
Such calories I contemplate,
But damn well have to watch and wait!

Politically Incorrect!

January 28, 2009

Fine Gael, they make me wail,
Labour slower than a snail.
The Greens, not keen, but Fianna Fail –
A hoard of halfwits in the Dail!

Pen Pal!

January 27, 2009

One blank page, and empty purse,
A head that dreads the writer’s curse.
But balancing thoughts on bitter brink,
My pen is filled with writer’s ink!

PS Off!

January 26, 2009

Go hang yourself where rainbow’s end,
Before you drive me round the bend.
It’s easy to get publication,
When Daddy has screwed up the nation!

Believe it or not!

January 24, 2009

To all of you who have a plan,
To seek and find the ‘perfect’ man.
Cast out your net, you’ll have your day,
But don’t believe a word I say!

Wooden Heart!

January 23, 2009

In my past I often stood,
On scaffolds built with bitter wood.
Cynical splinters from planks pedantic,
Concealing I’m an old romantic!

Hopin all hours!

January 22, 2009

I washed the office from my hair,
Relaxing in a comfy chair.
With music and serenity
Dreamt someone fell in love with me!

Bitter Kisses!

January 21, 2009

A lady of a certain age,
In great illusions doth engage.
She’ll grace her face, beguile a smile,
While chokingĀ back theĀ bitter bile!

Life’s Little Pleasures!

January 20, 2009

I care no more for love to come,
I’d rather lie here drinking rum.
For while the cynicism ‘s flowing,
It keeps my cheeks alive and glowing!