Snappy Valentine’s Day!

February 13, 2009

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I never saw love that I deemed to be true.
The flowers smell awful, the cards look like trash,
But Hallmark ‘s still making a bouquet of cash!

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Economically yours!

February 12, 2009

Roses are red, the economy ‘s blue,
Bob the Builder has nothing to do.
But I’ll spend to the end, and so I must gloat
While my shopping spree keeps the country afloat!

Me, Myself and I!

February 4, 2009

Oh Dahlings, life ‘s fatiguing me,
With multiple personalities.
And so, for now, I’m on the shelves,
Conversing with my other selves!