What’s another year!

September 24, 2009

Another year has come and gone,
And still my weary heart bears on.
I raise my glass and make a toast
For love that haunts me like a ghost!

Hanging on to what we love!

September 18, 2009

The day has come to say, “I do”.
A day, the both of us shall rue.
And dahling, you will feel the pain,
Hanging from your balls and chain!

Frugal is a filthy word!

September 15, 2009

Oh damn this economic curse,
The doom and gloom inside my purse.
So dahlings I’ll show no contrition
Spending like a politician!

Crashed and spurned!

September 11, 2009

The curtain’s up, a little pause,
Then I perform to your applause.
But now its done, I must record
That I am left alone and bored!

Tonight is the night!

September 9, 2009

Forget my dears your dark depression,
This never ending rough recession.
Spend your cash don’t be a stinge
And come and see me at the Fringe!

Dorothy Darker will be appearing tonight at the Vertical Rhythm Club in the Spiegeltent at George’s Dock as part of the Absolut Fringe. Doors open at 9.30pm.

An Bored Snap!

September 7, 2009

I implement a new taxation,
A lack of lovers compensation.
For boys who fail to make a start –
A levy on your lazy heart!

Dorothy Darker will be performing in the Spiegeltent at George’s Dock on Wednesday 9th September at the Vertical Rhythm Club as part of the Absolut Fringe 2009. Doors open at 21.30m

Dead Air!

September 4, 2009

I knew a chap who made the choice
To listen only to his voice.
I said, “Oh Dahling, you should know,
You have a face for radio!

Dorothy Darker will be appearing in the Spiegeltent on Wednesday 9th September at the Vertical Rhythm Club during the Absolut Fringe.

Chintz Charming!

September 1, 2009

Take your prince, and your chintz and your white picket fence,
The thought of them all leaves me feeling quite tense.
Let them rot in the grot of suburban hell,
Cause alone, on my own, I can do bloody well!

Dorothy Darker will be performing at the Vertical Rhythm Club in the Spiegeltent on 9 September 2009 during the Absolut Fringe.