While browsing at the Vintage Fair,
Saw lonely Fred with snow white hair,
Twas the beginning and not the end,
When I brought home my foxy friend!


Playing Dead!

October 21, 2009

You are the one whom I did pick,
My furry foxy Frederick.
And while you take away my breath
Your little face looks scared to death!

Ode to Frederick!

October 20, 2009

At the Vintage Fair I found
A fox who liked to hang around.
I brought him home, and named him Fred,
So now he is no longer dead!

Odd Balls!

October 18, 2009

Dahling life can be a bitch,
When judged from a football pitch.
How to tell the rise and fall,
Eleven men, but just one ball!

Get High!

October 15, 2009

Keep moving up and never stop,
On your way to reach the top.
It may be closer than it seems
On the climb to chase your dreams!

Dorothy Darker will be appearing at the Vintage Ball on Saturday 17 October at the Ballsbridge Court Hotel

What a cheek!

October 8, 2009

One may think I have a plan,
To be as witty as I can.
But really I am just too weak
To take my tongue out of my cheek!

Twisted Sista!

October 1, 2009

I downed the gin and drank the wine,
And poured myself a super time.
I thank the booze, and praise the Lord,
I’m checking in with Betty Ford!